summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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