Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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