Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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