So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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