Duck Duck Cougar?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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