maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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