hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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