I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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