The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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