i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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