So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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