Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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