you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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