Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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