i just had sex bonerless
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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