She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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