He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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