Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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