Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
His nipple licking is glorious
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