He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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