nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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