If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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