I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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