Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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