do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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I want her autograph on my taint
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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