have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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