Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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