She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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