Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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