So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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