weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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