Sponge bath it is.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Randomize
