Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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