all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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