Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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