Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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