I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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