just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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