He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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