guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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