i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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