I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
FUCK WHALES
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