the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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