We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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