Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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