So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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