Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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