Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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