The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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