I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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