I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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