I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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