I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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