So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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